I'd like to pay tribute to the students who created the massive snow penis that stands proudly on my campus this morning. Your laborious efforts have brought humor to the lives of many sleep-deprived, overstressed badgers.
I'd also like to thank the person who keeps pulling the fire alarm every night at college library. Although I find you highly obnoxio…
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