My roomate and her boyfriend wear matching outfits. They buy themselves matching shoes. They nap together in their matching attire.
They wake up. They see I am not in the festive Vday spirits. Something must be done.
Boyfriend gets up. Unzips his bag. Hands me his beer. A heineken for my Valentine's day.
They happily skip out the door in their matching out…
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